one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how
i was 4 am
tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.
Yesterday I went to the comic book store and kept hearing a cat meowing, only to find him peering through the ceiling?! The owner said Bob sometimes peeks his head through another broken tile that’s in the porn section and falls on the guys looking at porn mags hahah.
ACTUAL CEILING CAT IS ACTUALLY WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
i was almost really angry and confused and then i read the source.
I'm Jessica. I love books, comics/superheroes (but mostly the villains) , Supernatural, and Doctor Who. The Joker and Loki are my favorite villains :P Always feel free to ask me anything ... literally - 2 am gets boring when no one else is up :P