~ I'd Rather Be In Asgard ~

Apr 17

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

Apr 17
paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

Apr 17
-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

Apr 17
royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM. 

royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 

NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM

Apr 17

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

My Brand New Dad.

Apr 17

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

Apr 17

pkslider:

petition to change clothing sizes to 

XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi

Apr 17

lokilovelyson:

So I finally started watching the last two episodes of Agents of SHIELD.

Whedon, you bastard! I CAN’T TRUST ANYONE ANYMORE!

Apr 17

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Apr 17
Apr 17
thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Apr 17

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

image

hearing that they talkin shit

image

Apr 17

creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

Apr 17
mileskant:

Arctic Monkeys lyrics that describe my life pretty well.

mileskant:

Arctic Monkeys lyrics that describe my life pretty well.

Apr 17
thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat